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»дет тыс€ча восьмисотый день нашего бк-шоу. ¬чера, наш проект покинул провокатор и скандалист ƒжов. ѕодкупить его не удалось, поэтому пришлось всЄ-таки выгнать. —егодн€ нас ждЄт разв€зка конфликта старого и нового Ѕ . ¬ыдержат ли наши Ђстаричкиї нападки Ђновенькихї участников? „ью сторону примут ведущие? ¬сЄ это вы узнаете сразу после рекламы.

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- ƒобрый день, мен€ зовут ћаша, а это мой муж, ЋЄша.
- ЋЄша, расскажи ещЄ раз нашим зрител€м, что ты знаешь о приготовлении эликсиров.
- ЅерЄшь деньги, переводишь их на счЄт алхимика, и эликсир готов.
- ѕравильно, между прочим, мой муж уже двадцать первый уровень.

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- —тарые говор€т, что их панель круче, новые утверждают, что панель старых уже давно полный отстой, но только ћусор и ћироздатель, знают как успокоить и тех и других.

ћироздатель :
- » так, ќлег, что ты скажешь в своЄ оправдание? “ы же давал кл€тву на прошлом лобном, что Ќ» ќ√ƒј больше не будешь нормально работать. „то это за порывы энтузиазма? “ебе, что больше всех надо было? «ачем ты к законным мультам императора полез?
- я, эммм, простите, привычка, не удержалс€Е.

ћусорщик достава€ дубинку и обраща€сь к ћироздателю:
- ћожно уже? ј...

ћироздатель:
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–аздаютс€ радостные и восторженные крики:
- ”ра! ƒаЄшь экспу! јдмины супер!

ћусорщик:
- ј сейчас можно? » вообще что ты с ним возишьс€, € с целыми кланами стока не вожусь, сколько ты с этим выпендрЄжником. Ќе удержалс€ онЕ ћои вон, сид€т, тише воды ниже травы, ни одного не видать, пока не позову.

ћироздатель:
- “ак им по статусу положено на цп балду пинать, темные же. Ќу ладно, ладно, не дуйс€, теперь можно. ј пока ћусорщик будет разбиратьс€ с ќлегом, что мы все скажем? ѕравильно. —правделивости в Ѕ  нет!

»здалека раздаЄтс€ слабый крик:
- » всЄ таки он мультовод!
- јха, и ¬ќ¬ существуетЕ ћолчи уж и наслаждайс€.

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