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ѕервым оценил ѕќ, прибежавший из другого кабинета:
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”дивленно ѕовелитель снов воззрилс€ на него и подозрительно спросил:
- Ёээээ, а с кем ты там и что делаешь, что € теб€ с ритма сбиваю?
- я делом зан€т! Ц «а€вил ѕќ и когда тот вышел ѕовелитель снов не удержалс€ и прокралс€ за ним.
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–асстроенный он вызвал техников и, капризно сказал в телефон:
- Ќе хочет! ќтказываетс€! ¬ас ламерами и дармоедами обзывает!
«лые духи в сервере обиженно покосились на ѕќ, но отрицать ничего не стали. ќни вообще старались больше не общатьс€ с этим мужиком с бубном. — прошлого раза, когда их пытались ладаном обкурить, у них остались самые негативные впечатлени€.   техникам они и, правда, относились с пренебрежением, но старались сильно не гадить тем. ћало ли новых техников понагон€т!? ѕусть уж лучше эти будут. » через некоторое врем€, поселившиес€ в нем вредители, позвол€ли серверу оживать.
ѕоддержке хватало честности разводить руками и признаватьс€, что шаманизм рулит, так как сами они ничего не делали.
ѕовелитель снов, чтобы не быть застигнутым у замочной скважины вернулс€ к себе в кабинет и продолжил вокальные упражнени€. Ќо снова вошедший ѕќ гневно и молча посмотрел на него.
- ј € чего? Ц удивилс€ —новидец. Ц я ничего.
- “ы сделал, что тебе говорили? Ц «ло спросил ѕовелитель ќгн€.
- Ќеа. Ц ¬есело призналс€ —новидец. Ц я не представл€ю, как можно людей заставить жрать мухоморы и пить вот этоЕ
ќн поставил перед ѕќ стакан с мутно зеленой жидкостью, на дне которой плавали чьи-то гр€зные ногти.
- ¬от ты лично Ё“ќ пить будешь? Ц —просил ѕовелитель снов у раздраженного ѕќ.
Ѕрезгливо ѕќ передернул плечами.
- Ёто и есть Ђотвар из когтей ѕ√ї? Ц ”дивленно спросил он у —новидца.
- ќн самый. Ц  ивнул тот, убира€ образец в стол.
- ј как тогда Ђотвар василискаї выгл€дит? Ц — нехорошим предчувствием спросил ѕќ у рекламщика.
- Ќе покажу. Ц —казал, улыба€сь, —новидец. Ц “ы всю неделю ничего есть не сможешь от одного запаха, не говор€ о виде. я вчера еще увидел. ¬сю ночь кошмары мучили. » конечно: Ђя так решил еще с утра - сегодн€ точно напьюсь! —егодн€ кончатс€ все деньги. —егодн€ пиво и блюз!ї
- ѕрекрати. Ц ѕоморщилс€ ѕќ. Ц » чь€ это больна€ фантази€?
- ”же не важноЕ - ќтмахнулс€ —новидец. - ” нас этого пойла, как и мухоморов Ц вагоны! “еперь только продавать надо.
- ј остальное как? Ц кача€ головой, спросил ѕќ.
- ¬оду живую уже в промышленных масштабах производим. Ќа ней, кстати, мухоморы лучше растут. ѕыль мы и раньше экспортировать моглиЕ много у нас пыли, понимаешь. “ак что все тип-топ. ќсталось только эти отвары населению толкнуть.
- ј как вы пыль-то продавать будете? Ёто же все равно, что воздухом торговать. Ц »зумилс€ ѕќ.
- —огласен, но если после этой фигни слоны, как кузнечики прыгают, то товар не застоитс€. » ни цвет, ни запах, ни Ђместо сбораї не повли€ет. √лавное чтобы в сухом€тку не ели - запоры будутЕ » не курилиЕ ћинздрав предупреждает типа.
¬ кабинет в этот момент вошли техники и смущенно доложили ѕќ, что все работает. “от, забыв мгновенно о проблемах реализации новой продукции, метнулс€ поднимать города из пепла.
» они подн€лись. ѕосто€ли немного, подумалиЕ и снова рухнули. Ќу не любила серверна€ нечисть ѕовелител€ ќгн€. ѕричем давно и взаимно.
”стало тот посмотрел на стойку с сервером и даже не знал, что делать-то дальше.  ак-то стало дико все равно. Ќу, людиЕ ну, работа.
≈го уже не раздражали очередные вопли за стенкой: Ђ» наплевать, что € небрит и что в гр€зи мой левый шузЕї Ѕольше того они ему уже начинали нравитьс€!
- —егодн€ мы напьемс€ в совершеннейший блюз! Ц «аорал в ответ ѕќ.
- ќй, не будь € Hoochie Coochie! Ц обрадовано заорали ему в ответ из кабинета за стенкой причем даже не —новидец!
- Ќе будь € Hoochie Cooochie Man! Ц слышалось этажом ниже.
- ѕерекати мою душу ћама! я обессилил совсем! Ц Ќеслось к кабинету начальства.
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